Penis Camera Promises New Angles for Intimate Filmmakers
Offering to revolutionize how people shoot home movies in their bedrooms, one tech company has released a wearable camera that attaches to the penis, guaranteeing a unique position from which to film the most intimate of encounters.

Уникальные ракурсы, да.
The device syncs with a smartphone allowing users to store and view footage. As well as offering night vision, the small camera shoots 720p at 30fps or 1080p at 15fps, and has a modular design that allows you to use various parts separately, should you wish, say, to use the silicone ring without the camera. It records to micro SD (not included) and features an internal battery, rechargeable, we assume, via USB.
А для тех у кого нет своего "штатива"...
Those without a penis are assured that the device attaches just as easily to toys. In addition, users will be delighted to know that the app will find any CockCams within range, allowing you to view multiple angles simultaneously.
Публиковать в Инсте. Или организовывать трансляции прямо во время процесса. Устраивать конкурсы на лучший вид и артистическое освещение.
А великие гуманисты верили в бесконечное духовное развитие человека...